Ma, anything interesting happen to you today?
Edith: Actually, something interesting did happen today. Oh no, that was yesterday.
“Oh, My Aching Back” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (1), Gloria Stivic (1)
Archie (addressing Mike): Poland. The land that gave us rare and delicate dishes such as?
Gloria: Polish sausage is very good.
You ought to know, you married one.
RMr. Rabinowitz
In a court of law, you can't beat a station wagon filled with nuns!
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