I need a beer here, Edith.
What do you want, bottle or can?
We never buy bottles.
Then I'll bring you a can.
Dingbat.
“Writing the President” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2), Edith Bunker (1)
(Edith is about to give the nun a donation at the door)
No more than half a buck. No matter what they tell you; most of what they get, they buy golden candlesticks with.
Dear Mr. President, Your Honor, Sir:
I personally don't agree with all the contegration on the college campuses. Or them ecology nuts, who only see disaster in this great country of ours. But like "Duke" Wayne would say, "We came off the mat before when the going was tough." And I know that, so long as we all work together, this nation under God shall not diminish from the earth.
Anyway, my regards to your vice, Mr. Agnew. And special regards to Mrs. Nixon, and Tricia, who I know you wouldn't let drink no water, exceptin' the best.
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