[Kate and Willie go into the backyard to look for ALF]
ALF?
ALF? Where are you?
Maybe he's in the garage.
[gets up from the hole] Ah, oh, ow!' Oh, ah. Stupid pipe!
ALF, guess what? For once your overreacting actually paid off. That guy you caught really was a crook! As it turns out, you are a hero!
Well, that's nice. Really great. Just 1 question.
Yeah?
Who are you people?
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