[comes to the living room to meet ALF while Paul is continuing to crush peanuts with his head] Hey, ALF.
Larry!
Nice seeing you again. How are you?
Hey!
Oh, great! Look who walked in. You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.
Who's he?
Paul, this is Larry. He's a shrink.
Tell him to beat it. I'm small enough as it is. [laughs]
So, uh, what's new?
Well, certainly not your suit. When they made that, there was only one Brooks brother. [laughs]
You're really a riot. I'm surprised you don't get along with the Tanners.
Well, it's not my fault. I like the Tanners.
Speak for yourself.
What's wrong with the Tanners?
Too many stupid rules. Don't eat the cat! Don't break the dishes! Don't eat the cat!
ALF, do you object to these rules?
Yeah, especially rules numbers 1 and 3.
I think I'm beginning to understand.
Oh, wait. You haven't heard all the rules. Don't throw food on the floor! Don't eat food off the floor! Don't bonk the guests!
I never heard that one.
Great! Bonk! [hits Larry's leg] Still friends?
Funny. Funny guy. Oh. [Larry leaves and goes to the kitchen]
[voiceover] More nuts. [he continues crushing the peanuts with his head]
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