[ALF is sitting in the kitchen wearing shades and staring at a sunlamp]
[walks over to him] What are you doing?
[with a sunlamp in front of his head] Oh, soaking up rays, Babe. Your sunlamp's not working. I've been sitting here for 5 hours, Nada.
5 hours? ALF, you're lucky you didn't get a sunburn. [she touches ALF as ALF screams] Sorry.
Aah, oh, it hurts, it hurts.
[takes the sunlamp away from ALF] Well, would you like some cold cream?
Yeah, but just one scoop, I'm on a diet.
It's for your nose.
That's where I'm trying to lose the weight.
ALF, I'm talking about cold cream. Not ice cream. Cold cream. You understand?
You're talking like they're 2 different things.
They are! Haven't you been listening?
What is this, healing through hollering?
[Brian comes in the kitchen after he had a school fight]
Brian, what happened?
Yeah, you look terrible.
I was in a fight.
Looking like that? Yeesh!
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