[ALF and Willie are at a train yard]
Boy, there's nothing like a train yard at night.
Yeah, it is peaceful. [a train whistle blows] Aaaah! What's that thing?
That's the train.
It makes the one you have look like a toy.
That's really something, isn't it? You know that engine alone weighs over seventy-five tons? Do you know what would happen if I put a penny on that track?
The train would de-rail and all the bums would spill their beans.
The penny would be flat.
Willie, pennies are already flat.
Hey, who's out there?
Uh oh, that's the guard.
You mean that guy with the seeing-eye dog? Huh, big deal!
That's no seeing-eye dog. That's a doberman pincher.
Yikes! Don't let him pinch me!
ALF!
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