“Hey, Kate, guess what I am?” – ALF, ALF ... TV Quotes Database

[ALF is reading a magazine as Kate and Brian come home]

Hey, Kate, guess what I am?

Is it something that begins with "couch", and ends with "potato"?

Cheap shot, Kate-man-du. I'm a type T personality.

Okay ALF, what is a type T personality?

According to this article, a type T is a thrill-seeker. Someone who looks for danger, who laughs in the face of death. [laughs]

This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?

Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.

Am I a type T?

Well, do you enjoy hang gliding off cliffs into rock-filled gorges?

I don't know.

Well let's find out. What do you say we jump off the roof. You land feet-first, you're a wimp.

I'll go get the ladder.

No one is jumping off the roof.

Hey Kate, let me know when you let your son act like a man. Ah! Paper cut! Paper cut!

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