Hey, good water, Kate. Pick up some more of these tomorrow.
That water was for the wedding guests.
I only drank three of these I was trying to get rid of my hiccups.
What hiccups?
[hiccup] Those hiccups.
That is the strangest hiccup I've ever heard.
Well, here's another one. [hiccups]
Oh, no!
Oh, [hiccups] yes. You're the first humans who've ever heard the dreaded "Melmacian" hiccups.
What is it that makes them so dreaded, besides that irritating metallic echo?
That irritating metallic echo gets louder and louder, day by day, week by week, year by, [hiccup] year.
How many years are we talking about?
I'm not sure. [hiccup] My uncle Tinkle had them for 50 years.
Tinkle?
Good idea.
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