Willie, Kate and others in “Something's Wrong With Me”

Willie

Hi, ALF, how's it going? [ALF hiccups] About the same, huh?

Kate

What are you looking for?

ALF

My Melmacian Medical Encyclopedia. I might have a cure for the hiccups. Here. Hold this Willie. [he gives Willie his nuclear waste from his spaceship]

Willie

What is it?

ALF

It's just nuclear waste from my spaceship. Oh hey, don't worry. Life here will exist as long as the lid doesn't pop off. [short pause] Oh, wait. These are my crayons.

Kate

What does this encyclopedia look like?

ALF

I don't remember. I only used it once.

Willie

Could this be it?

ALF

Oh yeah, that's it. The furry home companion.

Kate

Isn't it thin for an encyclopedia?

ALF

Our bodies aren't that complicated. [hiccup] We have 10 major organs. 8 of which are stomachs.

Willie

I would have guessed all 10.

ALF

[reading from the book] Let's see. Stomach aches, Stomach flu, stomach transplants. Here we are. Hiccups. Hey! All I have to do, is drink a glass of cat juice. No problem.

Kate

Cat juice?

Willie

What is Cat juice?

ALF

Well, it's kind of like orange juice, but instead of juicing an orange you squeeze juice a-

Willie

I don't want to hear it.

ALF

Then cover your ears. [Willie covers his ears] Cat!

Willie

I heard it.

ALF

You were warned. [hiccup]

Kate

There's got to be another cure.

ALF

There is, but you don't want to hear it. It's disgusting.