Alright, everyone. We just got a few minutes now before the last rehearsal. So Brian, why don't you and I run over the song before Spencer gets here?
I stink. Spencer says so.
What do you care what Spencer says?
Because he laughs at me and makes me forget the words. I don't like him. He's mean.
Brian, that's not really. That's not fair. I'm sure Spencer has some very fine qualities.
That's not what you said last night.
Well, maybe an unkind word slipped in here or there.
Willie, you said the kid was fungus.
I did not. And even if I did, that's not the point.
What was the point?
The point is moot. The little fungus is here now.
Oh, Lynn.
Right. Come on, ALF.
Yeah, I know. 86 the alien.
Let's go to my room. [walks away]
What about the salmon?
Forget about the salmon.
Forgotten. Why would anyone throw away the head?
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