[ALF barges into Willie and Kate's room and wake them both up]
Call the police! Call the police! Call the police! Horrible! Horrible! Worse than Friday the 13th Part 2! Worse than Friday the 13th Part 3!
[finds ALF] ALF, what's going on?
Don't ask.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about murder. I'm talking about mayhem. I'm talking about foul play.
ALF, get to the point or go back to sleep.
Alright. I just saw Mr. Ochmonek kill Mrs. Ochmonek.
Oh, come on.
I'm serious. I heard them fighting. Then I saw Mr. Ochmonek pick up an ice pick.
Maybe you misinterpreted things.
Oh, right. Maybe they were playing ice pick bingo.
ALF, you we're always doing. Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
It was an atomic bomb.
It was a pool heather.
Ha! The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Yes, they do.
They do? Can we go over?
Look, it's hot tonight, you're tired. You're having a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality.
So you're saying I'm crazy?
I'm saying your mind may have been playing tricks on you.
Fine, don't believe me. They didn't believe The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
The Boy Who Cried Wolf lied.
He did? I've gotta stop speed-reading books.
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