[on the phone] Oh, hello. Is this Mr. Ochmonek I'm speaking to? Oh, jolly good. I'm doing a survey for the BBC and I wonder if you'd like to answer some questions. Super. First off, what would you say is the difference between American and British television? Uh-huh. [Kate goes up to him] Fine. And thank you, Mr. Ochmonek. Question number 2. Did you kill your wife?
ALF!
Got to go, the queen just dropped by. [hangs up the phone]
What were you doing?
Just some impressions.
You were harassing Trevor.
Kate, I saw the man bury his wife in the backyard last night.
Look, don't you remember? You were dreaming.
No, this WAS REAL. Look, I took these pictures.
These are all black.
You wanted me to use a flash? The guy's a murderer.
ALF, please, please, just give your imagination a rest.
Justice never rests.
What if I gave justice a cookie?
Justice will think about it. [walks off]
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