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S1 E20

ALF · Season 1, Episode 20

ALF and Willie in “Lookin' Through the Windows”

[Willie comes in his and Kate's room and sees ALF watching the Ochmoneks' fight from the window]

Hey! Pull up a chair, Willie. You're missing a good one.

What are you doing?

Watching the Ochmoneks' fight. Trevor's ahead on points.

ALF, you're not supposed to watch through their windows. Find something else to do.

Willie, there's a power blackout. There's no TV, no video games. I can't play blink the lights.

We're all suffering, ALF. Why don't you go out in the backyard and play?

In this heat?

You could fry a cat on the sidewalk.

Well, I could.

Say, why are you wearing my T-shirt?

This is what people wear when they swelter. I saw it in Streetcar.

I don't like you taking my clothes and [takes his opera glasses away from ALF] I don't like you using my opera glasses to spy on the neighbors!

Boy, you get irritable when it's hot. Remind me to never take you to Mercury!

Deal. [goes in the bathroom]

Hey! Would you knock off the sax?

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