[Willie comes in his and Kate's room and sees ALF watching the Ochmoneks' fight from the window]
Hey! Pull up a chair, Willie. You're missing a good one.
What are you doing?
Watching the Ochmoneks' fight. Trevor's ahead on points.
ALF, you're not supposed to watch through their windows. Find something else to do.
Willie, there's a power blackout. There's no TV, no video games. I can't play blink the lights.
We're all suffering, ALF. Why don't you go out in the backyard and play?
In this heat?
You could fry a cat on the sidewalk.
Well, I could.
Say, why are you wearing my T-shirt?
This is what people wear when they swelter. I saw it in Streetcar.
I don't like you taking my clothes and [takes his opera glasses away from ALF] I don't like you using my opera glasses to spy on the neighbors!
Boy, you get irritable when it's hot. Remind me to never take you to Mercury!
Deal. [goes in the bathroom]
Hey! Would you knock off the sax?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More ALF quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's ALF pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.


