“Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are getting...”

[trying to hynotize Lucky] Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are getting sleepy. You are no longer a cat, you are a bagel.

Hey ALF?

Woah. You scared me. You ought to wear a bell.

What's going on here?

[holding Willie's watch] Uh, I was just teaching Lucky how to tell time. Show Willie what you've learned.

You were hypnotizing him, weren't you?

Okay, you caught us. I'm trying to help Lucky with a smoking problem.

Alright, it looks like it's once again time to restate the rules of the house. Rule #1: We do not eat members of the family.

Willie, Willie, Willie. Lucky and I were just kidding around.

Look, I've got to go pick up Kate and the kids. While I'm gone, I'd like you to refrain from kidding lucky.

No problem.

I'd also like you to refrain from playing with priceless family heirlooms. It's broken.

Lucky fell on it. You know, it's not always true that they land on their feet.

Lucky? Lucky don't listen to him. You're not a bagel. You're not a bagel!

But you are getting sleepy. Just kidding! [laughs]

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