ALF and Keith in “Looking for Lucky”

ALF

So, what are you guys in for? Okay, be that way. Just tell me one thing. That sign over there, does neutered mean what I think it does? I guess it does. Anybody have a coat hanger? I'll show you how to get out of this dump.

[offscreen] Here we go, boy.

ALF

X-nay on the anger-hay. I think the screw is coming. Oh my gosh, he's got a horse!

Okay, who wants a roommate? [locks a dog in the cage with ALF]

ALF

What are you doing without your jockey? Just kidding, just kidding! This whole planet's up tight. Come on, guys. Let's loosen up! [singing] "On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin" [normal voice] Jump in when you're ready, lets go; come on. [singing] "On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin" [his song gets cut off when Keith comes in]

Hey, hold it down in here! There you go.

ALF

Lucky? [after Keith leaves, he talks to a dog next door] Psst, hey, hey Trigger. Act cool. Listen. You seem like a sweetheart, I'm gona let you break out of here with me tonight. Yeah. Here's the plan. We wait until it gets dark, then me, you, and that cat over there, are going to make a run for it. Alright? Look, all you have to do is gnaw through this wire mash. Got that? Good. X-nay, X-nay.