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S1 E2

ALF · Season 1, Episode 2

Delivery Man and Raquel in “Strangers in the Night”

DMDelivery Man

Pizza Barge! 1 super Sicilian, that's me. Here's your pizza. Sorry we couldn't leave it by the tree. It's against company policy.

I don't understand.

DMDelivery Man

Well the last time we left one by a tree, a squirrel died.

No, I mean I didn't order a pizza and I refuse to pay for it.

DMDelivery Man

Lady, it's already paid for, house account.

[grabbing pizza box] Oh, well in that case.

DMDelivery Man

[holding out hand] What about my tip?

[gives a dime to the delivery man] Here is this enough?

DMDelivery Man

Oh, sure. In some states I can still make a phone call!

Raquel closes door

In some states I can still make a phone call.

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