DMDelivery Man
Pizza Barge! 1 super Sicilian, that's me. Here's your pizza. Sorry we couldn't leave it by the tree. It's against company policy.
I don't understand.
DMDelivery Man
Well the last time we left one by a tree, a squirrel died.
No, I mean I didn't order a pizza and I refuse to pay for it.
DMDelivery Man
Lady, it's already paid for, house account.
[grabbing pizza box] Oh, well in that case.
DMDelivery Man
[holding out hand] What about my tip?
[gives a dime to the delivery man] Here is this enough?
DMDelivery Man
Oh, sure. In some states I can still make a phone call!
Raquel closes door
In some states I can still make a phone call.
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