May shot me.
Man. I wanted to be the one.
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This is fun, right? Isn't this fun? Look - [Holds up his sleeves] Cufflinks!
I will pay you $500 right now for a pair of flats.
[Hears a noise over the comms] Wait. What was that?
Yeah. That's May.
Is-is she okay? Is everything okay?
Yes. She's laughing. I think the worst of it's over now.
[Walks up to Coulson] My face hurts.
We're blown.
Why?
No idea. I think Talbot's still pissed 'cause we kidnapped him that time.
[to Coulson] You know, I spent five long months in an enemy war camp. You people make me miss those days.
Hey, at least you got away from your ex. The guy I had a crush on is now the psycho living in our basement.
You know, I wish I could relate, but all my exes are awesome [grins].
Is that right? I seem to remember an entire year where you had to pretend you liked quinoa.
Oh, yeah... that was a dark time.
I can help you -
WWhitehall
Raina, I'm not like most of the people with whom you interact. I'm not easily confused. I've been around too long to lose sight of what's mine. I generally don't do my own dirty work anymore. We should all aspire to do only that which we enjoy, don't you agree? But in your case, I will make an exception.
Do you have any idea what this means? We could kill millions of people, perhaps even billions.
KTKenneth Turgeon
Pretty awesome, huh?
Hold on, are you saying that I'm an alien?!
It's a theory.
No, a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature, this is you telling me that I might be an alien! That's not something you just say like it's no big deal!
I was trying not to rattle you.
Guess what? Epic fail!
Have you been drinking?
I was working. Had to maintain my cover.
Your cover as what? Ron Burgundy?
If it hadn't have been for Agent Morse, I -
Bobbi.
- Bobbi, right. If it hadn't have been for Bobbi, I would never have made it out. Probably be brainwashed, happy to comply to who knows what. [whispers] She's amazing.
Bobbi?
Hey, Hunter. Nice suit.
"Nice suit"? Really? That's what you're leading with? [pause] What did you do to your hair?
Ever heard of "undercover"?
I prefer you blonde.
Well, I didn't do it for you. Two seconds in, there's already a tone.
Th-this isn't a tone, this is my speaking voice when I'm upset with an unreasonable person!
[chuckling, to May] What's the deal there?
Hunter ever tell you stories about his she-Devil ex-wife?
All the time. [He looks at Bobbi. May nods] Damn.
[to Coulson] You may think you know Grant Ward, Mr. Coulson, but trust me. Underneath every lie he tells is just another lie.
[about Christian] He'll smile, bare his soul. It is all manipulation. He is a master at it. Look, I know what I am. But my brother? He's worse.
I'm still a part of your team.
My team? You th-- You are not, nor you'll ever be, on my team. You dropped Fitz-Simmons out of a plane. You murdered Victoria Hand and Eric Koenig. You betrayed every one of us, you deluded son of a bitch! The only reason you're alive is because you were of use! And the only reason you're being transferred is because your brother is of more use.
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