[Jake begins to take a bite of his sandwich, Magic Man suddenly pops out of nowhere. He gasps]
Magic Man!
Magic Dog! I'll take some sandwich.
You stay away from my woman... eh, my sandwich!
Hmm, yeah, I could do that. Or... wait. Wait! [conjures a small portal and takes sandwich from Jake]
[gasps] Sandwiche! Mijo! Magic Man!! My sandwich!!
That's a good-looking sandwich.
What're you gonna do with it?! Something gross?! [Magic Man breathes on the sandwich]
It's got my germs, so it's mine now.
NOOOO!! Rah!! [stretches his arms at Magic Man, he casts a spell back]
Dead arms! [Jake's arms limp on the floor; he struggles]
Give it back, you animal!
Look, if you really want your sandwich, you'll have to solve my little riddle. [punches clock, moves hands] When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better.
That's not even a riddle! It's wordplay, at best!
You try and come up with something on the spot! It's hard! [makes a portal and slaps Jake's face through it] Now to savor the moment.
[he crashes backwards through the wall, falling down]
It's just you and me, baby.
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