I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.
“Time Sandwich” · Season 5, Episode 45
In this episode: Jake the Dog (3), Finn the Human (1), Magic Man (1)
[Jake begins to take a bite of his sandwich, Magic Man suddenly pops out of nowhere. He gasps]
Magic Man!
Magic Dog! I'll take some sandwich.
You stay away from my woman... eh, my sandwich!
Hmm, yeah, I could do that. Or... wait. Wait! [conjures a small portal and takes sandwich from Jake]
[gasps] Sandwiche! Mijo! Magic Man!! My sandwich!!
That's a good-looking sandwich.
What're you gonna do with it?! Something gross?! [Magic Man breathes on the sandwich]
It's got my germs, so it's mine now.
NOOOO!! Rah!! [stretches his arms at Magic Man, he casts a spell back]
Dead arms! [Jake's arms limp on the floor; he struggles]
Give it back, you animal!
Look, if you really want your sandwich, you'll have to solve my little riddle. [punches clock, moves hands] When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better.
That's not even a riddle! It's wordplay, at best!
You try and come up with something on the spot! It's hard! [makes a portal and slaps Jake's face through it] Now to savor the moment.
[he crashes backwards through the wall, falling down]
It's just you and me, baby.
[running into Magic Man's time sphere, Jake imagines Mr. Cupcake flirting with a widowed Lady Rainicorn]
Hey, Mr. Cupcake, you stay away [starts slowing down] from Lady!
[offscreen] No, man! Stay sad! Make yourself sad!
Uhh... [he imagines Mr. Cupcake at his grave]
CMr. Cupcake
I-I love you, Jake. We should have hung out more.
What? Um... I love you too, Mr. Cupcake. I-I didn't want to hang because I thought Lady was into your muscles. And I thought if we'd hung out, you'd sweet-talk her and take her from me.
CMr. Cupcake
What?! I would never! I've got so much respect for you.
Dude, I have so much respect for you! I try to be like you in some aspects of my life! Look, if something were to happen to me, and I wasn't here anymore, I'd want you to take care of Lady and the kids.
CMr. Cupcake
That means so much to me. [crying, cradles his gravestone] I wish we had more time together.
[tearing up] Me... too! [sobbing hysterically, starts running closer to Magic Man]
Yeah, Jake! The wetter, the better! Keep crying!!
I'm sorry, Mr. Cupcake!!
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