[running into Magic Man's time sphere, Jake imagines Mr. Cupcake flirting with a widowed Lady Rainicorn]
Hey, Mr. Cupcake, you stay away [starts slowing down] from Lady!
[offscreen] No, man! Stay sad! Make yourself sad!
Uhh... [he imagines Mr. Cupcake at his grave]
I-I love you, Jake. We should have hung out more.
What? Um... I love you too, Mr. Cupcake. I-I didn't want to hang because I thought Lady was into your muscles. And I thought if we'd hung out, you'd sweet-talk her and take her from me.
What?! I would never! I've got so much respect for you.
Dude, I have so much respect for you! I try to be like you in some aspects of my life! Look, if something were to happen to me, and I wasn't here anymore, I'd want you to take care of Lady and the kids.
That means so much to me. [crying, cradles his gravestone] I wish we had more time together.
[tearing up] Me... too! [sobbing hysterically, starts running closer to Magic Man]
Yeah, Jake! The wetter, the better! Keep crying!!
I'm sorry, Mr. Cupcake!!
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