Hey buddy. Everything flesh coloured yet?
All S1
S1One Night Stand
Yea. Yeah, I think the coconut milk's working.
Aren't they gonna notice that they are missing 60 gallons of coconut milk at your restaurant?
Oh, I am bringing it back. [Davis contorts his face in disgust]
S1The Date
That is the work of a true break up master [Zack tries to warn him to no avail]. No CD's hitting you in the head, no chicks doing little chick punching. Yeah, definitely how I am gonna break up with my first girlfriend.
Dude, enough.
All I am saying is that if she was remotely good in bed, he would have delivered the box himself so he could hit that one more [Billie punches him in his arm] Oww! What the heck was that?!
[smirking] My "chick punch".
Wonder if James is already dating someone else. Maybe she needs the drawer. She probably has a lot of stuff.
[sarcastically] You guys are great.
Are you sure you are okay with this? Because you are not acting like the half of a well oiled machine.
I am. What do you want me to do? Help you get her pants off?
[ponders for a second] Is that a real question?
Does it bother this girl at all that I am about to have your baby?
No. That's what's so great about it. She thinks it is cool I am sticking around. So, thanks to you, I am like a hero. [leaves the kitchen]
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