Billie! Billie! Billie! Always use a condom. And an alias.
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I... I don't know what to say.
You don't have to say anything. You don't have to do anything. I just needed you to know in case years from now you need a kidney. So you would have options.
[to the doctor] You do this the whole day? This is like robot porn.
Yes, it is. [Starts reading Billie's chart] Your chart here says you are thirty...
[Cuts him short] Ba da ba da ba da pa pa pa da.
Seven.
You said you were 32.
That was when I thought I was never gonna see you again.
So, you are really gonna let Zack move in? You are supposed to taste the rainbow, not let it live in your office.
What was I supposed to do? Let the father of my child live in a van, so he can be hacked by some crazy drifter?
[hysterically] He lives in a van! He is the crazy drifter!
No, really. You are glowing. Did you do something different.
[about her unexpected pregnancy]You have no idea.
Listen, I, I thought of about us a lot and I think I am ready.
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