Accidentally on Purpose quotes

Davis

On the count of three, we both say what we are talking about.

Davis

[at the same moment] Sell the baby.

Davis

Yours is better.

Abby

[to Billie] Why don't you manipulate Zack? That's what I do with Nick. He won't even realize you are doing it. It's like killing someone with carbon monoxide. They don't know what's happening. It's just smile, smile, smile, dead.

Billie

Smile, smile, smile, you are freaking me out.

Billie

How do you amass that much crap at 22? When I was 22, all I has was a Miata, a thong and a diaphragm, and it was a great year.

Olivia

You want someone better, go out and find them.

Abby

How?

Olivia

Sweetie, we live in San Francisco. Just go out there and sing four bars of Lady Gaga. They will be crawling all over you.

Zack

Well, if you didn't like all the stuff in the room, then why didn't you just get rid of some of your crap and make room for mine?

Billie

Because everything in that room is essential and necessary. [cuts to the bedroom, where Zack is showing Billie her stuff]

Zack

[pulls a ski jacket] Ski jacket? [pulls out bathrobes] Seven robes?! [takes out a black dress] Okay, this dress, let's be honest, you are never fitting into this again.

Billie

That's my stomach flu dress. Every girl has one.

Zack

You have a floppy hat collection like I have never seen. Who are you, Molly Ringwald? [takes out a basket filled with floppy hats and empties it over the bed]

Billie

You know who Molly Ringwald is?