Accidentally on Purpose quotes

Davis

So, lesbians, huh? How great are boobs?

Toni

Well, her boobs are fantastic. I mean, they are incredible. You just wanna get in there and...

Davis

She's talking about her boobs.

Zack

And you are interrupting her. So, boobs, go on.

[to Davis] Did you check out the rack on the candy striper by the doughnut table?

Toni

Dani please, you are a married woman.

[to Davis] You wanna grab a bear claw and see if we can look down the candy striper's shirt?

Davis

I would answer that, except all the blood has rushed out of my head.

Billie

Okay. Yay. [rubs hand on Olivia's fake stomach] God, it looks so real. [suddenly stops rubbing] I think I just felt something kick.

Olivia

Oh, I had the chicken curry for lunch.

Zack

You know, I was kind of hoping to bond with some of the cool guys in the class, but they totally shut me off of their chunky dad clique. I don't think they were thrilled with how much hair I have or the ease with which I can get an erection.

Davis

Not my favourite thing either, dude.

Billie

[to Abby] You were totally showing me up! I mean, how could you get good at this baby stuff, anyway? What, are you hanging out at family restrooms taking notes? Diapering chimps at the zoo? What are you trying to prove?

Abby

I wasn't trying to prove anything. I was trying to help you. You are welcome!

Billie

And you were loving watching me struggle!