A character in Absolutely Fabulous
Played by Helen Lederer
Absolutely Fabulous · 92 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Absolutely Fabulous: in 3 of its 92 quotes
[picking up face cream] Have you tried this? It's a triple acting, alpha-hydroxy acid natural complex to reactivate your skin making you... scientifically more beautiful!
CatrionaSounds good!
"Dermatologists and opthamologists tested non-acnegenic-.." I don't know what this means but it's forcing me to believe it!
CatrionaOh, tell her about your chocolate idea!
Oh, right! Well, just near where we sell the sunglasses--
No. One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic! Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic! And razor sharp as our customers' hip bones! These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs and their Manolo Blahniks have worn trenches down the pavements of Sloane Street!
I understand.
Their arm sinews with just enough muscle left in their arms to lift up a credit card! Be clean! No chocolate!
[Fleur gently claps]
Genius.
Have I made myself perfectly clear?
As ice.
CatrionaTransparent.
And if you ever try anything like this again ... I WILL KILL YOU!
CatrionaIt is so lovely to have everything back to normal after that terrible thing last year.
Yes, yes... 7/11.
(angrily) What?!
Oh, you know darling... the 24/7...Oh, 7/11!
9/11!
9/11, I knew that!
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