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Absolutely Fabulous · Season 1, Episode 15

Catriona, Fleur and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, tell her about your chocolate idea!

FFleur

Oh, right! Well, just near where we sell the sunglasses--

No. One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic! Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic! And razor sharp as our customers' hip bones! These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs and their Manolo Blahniks have worn trenches down the pavements of Sloane Street!

FFleur

I understand.

Their arm sinews with just enough muscle left in their arms to lift up a credit card! Be clean! No chocolate!

[Fleur gently claps]

FFleur

Genius.

Have I made myself perfectly clear?

FFleur

As ice.

Transparent.

And if you ever try anything like this again ... I WILL KILL YOU!

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