Bubble quotes from Absolutely Fabulous

Bubble

Minnie Driver? Is it a dwarf?

Edina

[to Bubble] You, remember, cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homeopath, my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser. And see if I can be re-birthed next Thursday afternoon.

Bubble

[Crossing her fingers] Consider it done!

Bubble

She told me you had a tattoo on your unspeakables!

Edina

I didn't!

Patsy

Eddy?

Edina

I didn't. Unmentionables, I said.

That could be anywhere on her!

Bubble

Oh, the police phoned. They've released your mother.

Edina

Damn!

Bubble

Good, though, ain't it? 'Cause they haven't had a record out for years!

Edina

We've gotta kill this play! C'mon, how would I normally ensure a flop?

Bubble

Promote it!

Bubble

[cleaning] Hoover, hoover, hoover...

Edina

You have to turn it on, not just make the noise!