A character in Absolutely Fabulous
Played by Joanna Lumley
Absolutely Fabulous · 92 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Absolutely Fabulous: in 38 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Edina (23), Saffy (13), Jackie (2)
Who bloody needs 'em? Upper classes, who bloody needs 'em, sweetheart? They're all inbred anyway, aren't they?
PatsyYea, just a talking neck! Most of them have done away with features altogether! They have to marry a bit of common every now and again to ensure bone development!
Darling, who was your favourite Stone?
PatsyOh darling, you didn't have a favourite Stone, you had 'em all!
Anyway, darling, if you could harm a baby by shaking it, you'd've been a goner! [Laughs] Patsy used to shake you about, didn't you?
PatsyYeah, when you'd swallowed pennies.
Yeah, always swallowing pennies, weren't you?
PatsyYeah, well we had to put them somewhere! You were like a little money box. Put one in, then shake it when we want it out again!
[Talking about Saffy and Paolo] They haven't done it, y'know. I don't think she's ever done it. I mean, she can't be that unattractive, is she? Is she?
PatsyShe is a virgin in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure!
Do you remember your first time?
PatsyY'know it's all a blank with me until 1968.
Oh, yeah... God, I remember mine.
PatsyWhat did you feel?
Well, just grateful, really, y'know.
PatsyWhy?
'Cause you were always on my back!
PatsyYou'd think I'd remember that!
PatsyJacks, I don't remember any good times.
Oh yes, darling. Parties! You remember the party we had when mother died? That was a great time. How happy we were...
And for lunch, sweetheart, for Christmas lunch, who comes to that?
Well, there's me and John...
PatsyIs he from Gabon?
What?
PatsyIs he from Gabon?
Gabon?
PatsyYes, is he from Gabon?
Why are you saying that...
PatsyGabon.
Will you stop saying that!
PatsyWill you ask her if he's from the Gabon.
[Irritated] Is he from Gabon?
No!
No, he's not from Gabon, so shut up!
So [Max] has to take [Bettina] back to Broadmoor… she was only out on day release anyway.
PatsyWhat's she in for?
Stabbing Kelly Hoppin with a glass shard at the design awards.
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