And I talked to your dad. He has a room ready, and he's waiting for you.
You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child-bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?
This is not like any high school week night I remember.
Well, you didn't go to West Beverly. Trade in Rhianna and Louis Vuitton's for Madonna and black leggings, and it's exactly the same as when I was a teenager.
Brenda, if there is something going on with you and Dylan, now is the time to tell me.
He got my e-mail address from Brandon, and he sent me a message from Africa a few months ago. He wanted to know if you were in a relationship.
I talked to him about that same time. Why didn't he just ask me?
I don't know, but I told him that he was already messing up, and that if he was serious about reconnecting with you, he needed to come back to the States and do it the right way. I mean, he's hurt you so many times, I was just trying to protect you.
Or maybe you were trying to keep the door open for yourself.
Wow! I thought that we had moved past all this already.
Ryan wanted to keep an eye on Adrianna so I had my agent get us some tickets to that fashion show.
Wow, you and Ryan. I guess old habits die hard with you, don't they?
What is that supposed to mean?
When was the last time you saw Dylan?
TMTom Marino
Most girls would give up their cell phones for a professional modeling contract.
Well, I guess I'm not like most girls.
Are you in a relationship?
(laughs) That's none of your business.
Are you gay? You seem kind of gay.
Yeah, about as gay as your dad.
My dad's dead.
Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.
Touché.
You know how when you're a kid and you're all like, "oh, I'm four and three quarters," or, "I'm five and a half"? It's like every single milestone is such a big deal, and then at some point you just stop counting all those little in-between markers. Yeah, not me. I will always celebrate my half-birthday.
You are a very strange girl.
Yeah? Well, I'm a strange girl who's gonna have the most rockingest half-birthday ever. Come on, "Psycho" at a cemetery? Awesomely perfect.
(about care baby) So, where was it?
In the bathroom… corner. Under my jeans.
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
I wonder, like, how and when our baby was made, you know?
Your dad never had that conversation with you?
Ethan': I mean, like, overseas or something.
Oh, then we'd be like Brangelina.
So how is Mommy Dearest?
You know. Desperate to be Dina Lohan. And making me suffer for every moment that she's not.
Hey, can I just say that I was the new girl up until right now, so I totally know how you feel.
Well, I guess you weren't very good at it 'cause now I got the job.
That's cute.
OOzzie
[to Naomi] My friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't get you to dance with me. I'll split it with you.
I'll give you a $100 to go away now.
[to Tracy Clark] If you ever kiss my husband again, or touch him, or look at him in the wrong way, you and I will have a very big problem.
[sarcastically] Gosh, I don't know how I would get through the day knowing that you were angry at me.
Let me define "big problem", just so we're clear: I will hit you in the face so hard, I will knock your teeth out. You enjoy the rest of your evening, Tracy. I know I will.
[When Ryan catches Kimberly buying drugs at the homecoming dance]
I will take these.
And?
Take care of it.
That's it?
And you can go now.
No, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me exactly what is gonna happen, okay? She comes into my classroom...
[interrupting] Ryan, I told you before to stay out of this.
Yeah, and maybe that's why the problem's getting worse, Harry.
I got it covered.
Really? You have it covered? That's why there's dogs running around, sniffing lockers at school. And you busted the wrong kid, and now you've got kids buying drugs at dances, okay?
Can you please keep your voice down?
No, I'm not going to keep my voice down, all right? I'm tired of this crap. You don't know how to deal with these kids. Tou don't know how to protect them and I'm going to the board. You don't know what you're doing. And if they don't listen, I'm going to the L.A. Times.
Oh, for God's sakes. I'm a cop, you dumbass.
What?
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