Debbie Wilson quotes from 90210

Dixon

This sucks.

Debbie

Dixon, how 'bout a new phrase, like "this bites" or "this blows," because you've been saying "this sucks" for the last fifteen hundred miles.

Dixon

Because it sucks.

Debbie

They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot.

Harry

Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.

Debbie

Dude, I am your trophy wife.

Dixon

Family night?

Annie

You want us to go bowling?

Harry

Yeah.

Debbie

Your dad and I would like to spend some time with you guys. I feel like we don't see each other anymore.

Annie

And we really, really want to hang out with you guys.

Dixon

Especially on a Friday night.

Annie

But... I have a date with Ty tomorrow night.

Dixon

And Navid's dad is showing the new Bond movie. Come on.

Debbie

Well, your dad and I have tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, but we're not going.

Harry

No, we're not.

Debbie

Because we want to spend time with you guys.

Debbie

I thought we were cooler than our parents.

Harry

We're cool!

Debbie

You want to talk about it?

Annie

No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.

Annie

I like Ty. A lot.

Debbie

You said the same thing about Jason in “The King and I”.

Annie

Yeah. Well, Jason was big, and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall, and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.

Dixon

(about care baby) So, where was it?

Annie

In the bathroom… corner. Under my jeans.

Debbie

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Debbie

[to Tracy Clark] If you ever kiss my husband again, or touch him, or look at him in the wrong way, you and I will have a very big problem.

Tracy

[sarcastically] Gosh, I don't know how I would get through the day knowing that you were angry at me.

Debbie

Let me define "big problem", just so we're clear: I will hit you in the face so hard, I will knock your teeth out. You enjoy the rest of your evening, Tracy. I know I will.

Debbie

I am trying to figure out Dixon's password. I've tried his name, his birthday, the Chiefs.

Harry

Why do you need to get into his computer?

Debbie

Because I don't know who he is, Harry!

Harry

Deb, what's going on?

Debbie

I have no clue what's going on! Our son is acting like a stranger! You saw him down there! He is hostile, and callous, and having sex! Okay, fine, maybe it's normal, but the rest of it is not! It's this place! It's L.A.! Beverly Hills! The morals are different here! I mean, kids grow up way too fast, and we made a huge mistake by coming here!

Harry

[taken aback by Debbie's reaction to the situation] Deb!

Harry

Dixon was great out there.

Debbie

I know, he was! Can you imagine what that would be like? First, your birth mother and then your girlfriend, both being manic-depressive?

Harry

It'd be like lightning striking twice. It's no wonder he reacted the way he did.

Debbie

(scoffs) Yeah.

Debbie

These are allergies.

Annie

And what are you allergic to, Mom?

Debbie

Senior year.