Annie Wilson quotes from 90210

Annie

I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.

Annie Wilson

I am such a gynormous idiot.

Annie Wilson

I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.

Annie Wilson

What's going on is I came here tonight fully prepared to have sex for the first time. Here I am at the “Roosevelt” in Hollywood about to give it up for the first time to some guy that I barely know. This whole world that you guys live in might be fine for the two of you and all of your friends with all of their benefits, but it is definitely not fine with me.

Annie

Dixon was in a car accident, Adrianna. He's in the hospital fighting for his life and the only thing he's asking for is you.

Annie

When you find a good guy, you need to put aside your doubts to make it work.

Annie

Oh my God, would you look at this? It's like the Oscars and everybody's Scarlett Johansson.

Dixon

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Are you lost?

Annie

Completely.

(to Annie) Okay, what was that?

Annie Wilson

What?

What? Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth. That's what.

Annie Wilson

Shut up!

Annie Wilson

Okay, you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you, so let me be your eyes. Ty Collins is into you? You should be into Ty Collins or so to speak.

Annie Wilson

Okay, can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended 6 hours ago.

Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.

Annie Wilson

(to Silver) Hey, cool tattoo. What does it mean?

It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool.

Annie Wilson

Naomi has the same one.

Yeah. All right, in 8th grade, my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. I was... God, I was so angry you know, so unbelievably scared she'd find out, you know and she'd get a divorce or start drinking again. So, I... I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret, but then it started eating away at me, and I just... I had to tell someone. So I told my friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone, so she told everyone.

Annie Wilson

Why would she do that?

Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.

Dixon

Family night?

Annie

You want us to go bowling?

Harry

Yeah.

Debbie

Your dad and I would like to spend some time with you guys. I feel like we don't see each other anymore.

Annie

And we really, really want to hang out with you guys.

Dixon

Especially on a Friday night.

Annie

But... I have a date with Ty tomorrow night.

Dixon

And Navid's dad is showing the new Bond movie. Come on.

Debbie

Well, your dad and I have tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, but we're not going.

Harry

No, we're not.

Debbie

Because we want to spend time with you guys.

Debbie

You want to talk about it?

Annie

No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.

Annie

I like Ty. A lot.

Debbie

You said the same thing about Jason in “The King and I”.

Annie

Yeah. Well, Jason was big, and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall, and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.

Annie

And told my mom, who turned it into an after-school special sex talk.

Silver

What's an after-school special?

Annie

Google it

Dixon

(about care baby) So, where was it?

Annie

In the bathroom… corner. Under my jeans.

Debbie

Nobody puts baby in the corner.