Kelly Taylor quotes from 90210

Silver

[to Kelly about Ryan] I think he has a crush on you.

Kelly

Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. We're colleagues. I would never go out...

Silver

Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

Kelly

How many of your friends have kids?

Ryan

Let me count... zero.

Kelly

Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?

Ryan

Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

You can imagine my surprise when you called to say you were coming after. Well, how long has it been since our last altercation?

Kelly

I came to talk about Silver, Mom.

Well, Erin is not here right now. She is staying at a friend's house. Naomi's, I think, or...

Kelly

Are you kidding me? Is that what you think? She hasn't been staying at a friend's house. She has been sleeping at a shelter.

Well, she told me th... How dare you give me that look. I didn't know.

Kelly

Oh, why is that? Were you too drunk to notice? What is it these days, Mom, alcohol? Or are you back on coke?

Oh, let's go to another meeting together again. Let's hold hands and give it up to our higher power.

Kelly

Do you realize what you are doing to Silver?

Kelly

[to Jackie about Silver] I'm not gonna stand by and watch you do to her what you did to me.

Oh, because your life was so awful.

[to Silver] Your sister is just leaving, Erin.

Kelly

Yes, I am. And I am taking her with me.

You have a four-year-old with nobody to help you unless by some miracle, he has decided to come back and act like a dad. And now you wanna add a teenager on top of it? Let me tell you, she is no walk in the park.

Kelly

Well, she's coming to live with me. [to Silver] Let's go.

You lied to me and now you're gonna leave me?

Silver

Stop it, both of you. Mom, I can't take this anymore. I can't just watch you...

Oh, get out! I am tired of both of you.

Kelly

Good job, Mom.

Brenda

I forgot what it was like to be in high school. You know, the pressure on these kids, and you should have seen Adrianna's mom. How do you do this every single day?

Kelly

Oh, it's not easy, but it's not always quite so “High School Musical”. I mean, I try to help them as much as I can, but sometimes I have to remind myself it's okay for these kids to make mistakes. I mean, we did.

Brenda

Oh, I'm aware. I didn't forget everything about high school.

Kelly

Yeah, but sometimes don't you wish you could?

Kelly

And I talked to your dad. He has a room ready, and he's waiting for you.

Silver

You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child-bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.

Kelly

Brenda, if there is something going on with you and Dylan, now is the time to tell me.

Brenda

He got my e-mail address from Brandon, and he sent me a message from Africa a few months ago. He wanted to know if you were in a relationship.

Kelly

I talked to him about that same time. Why didn't he just ask me?

Brenda

I don't know, but I told him that he was already messing up, and that if he was serious about reconnecting with you, he needed to come back to the States and do it the right way. I mean, he's hurt you so many times, I was just trying to protect you.

Kelly

Or maybe you were trying to keep the door open for yourself.

Brenda

Wow! I thought that we had moved past all this already.

Brenda

Ryan wanted to keep an eye on Adrianna so I had my agent get us some tickets to that fashion show.

Kelly

Wow, you and Ryan. I guess old habits die hard with you, don't they?

Brenda

What is that supposed to mean?

Kelly

When was the last time you saw Dylan?