Harry Wilson quotes from 90210

Harry Wilson

The boys here aren't the same as they are in Kansas.

Debbie

They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot.

Harry

Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.

Debbie

Dude, I am your trophy wife.

Well, my damn computer froze up again.

Harry Wilson

What'd you spill on it this time, Mom?

Scotch. I mean, iced tea.

Dixon

Family night?

Annie

You want us to go bowling?

Harry

Yeah.

Debbie

Your dad and I would like to spend some time with you guys. I feel like we don't see each other anymore.

Annie

And we really, really want to hang out with you guys.

Dixon

Especially on a Friday night.

Annie

But... I have a date with Ty tomorrow night.

Dixon

And Navid's dad is showing the new Bond movie. Come on.

Debbie

Well, your dad and I have tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, but we're not going.

Harry

No, we're not.

Debbie

Because we want to spend time with you guys.

Debbie

I thought we were cooler than our parents.

Harry

We're cool!

Harry

I will take these.

Ryan

And?

Harry

Take care of it.

Ryan

That's it?

Harry

And you can go now.

Ryan

No, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me exactly what is gonna happen, okay? She comes into my classroom...

Harry

[interrupting] Ryan, I told you before to stay out of this.

Ryan

Yeah, and maybe that's why the problem's getting worse, Harry.

Harry

I got it covered.

Ryan

Really? You have it covered? That's why there's dogs running around, sniffing lockers at school. And you busted the wrong kid, and now you've got kids buying drugs at dances, okay?

Harry

Can you please keep your voice down?

Ryan

No, I'm not going to keep my voice down, all right? I'm tired of this crap. You don't know how to deal with these kids. Tou don't know how to protect them and I'm going to the board. You don't know what you're doing. And if they don't listen, I'm going to the L.A. Times.

Kimberly

Oh, for God's sakes. I'm a cop, you dumbass.

Ryan

What?

Debbie

I am trying to figure out Dixon's password. I've tried his name, his birthday, the Chiefs.

Harry

Why do you need to get into his computer?

Debbie

Because I don't know who he is, Harry!

Harry

Deb, what's going on?

Debbie

I have no clue what's going on! Our son is acting like a stranger! You saw him down there! He is hostile, and callous, and having sex! Okay, fine, maybe it's normal, but the rest of it is not! It's this place! It's L.A.! Beverly Hills! The morals are different here! I mean, kids grow up way too fast, and we made a huge mistake by coming here!

Harry

[taken aback by Debbie's reaction to the situation] Deb!

Harry

Dixon was great out there.

Debbie

I know, he was! Can you imagine what that would be like? First, your birth mother and then your girlfriend, both being manic-depressive?

Harry

It'd be like lightning striking twice. It's no wonder he reacted the way he did.

Debbie

(scoffs) Yeah.