Silver quotes from 90210

Silver

It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?

Silver

Naomi and Ethan. It's like they're addicted to each other.

Silver

(crying) I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon, and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did! It did make sense. Now, it doesn't.

Silver

Everything was making sense and now, it doesn't. Everything was so great but now, it's so dark. It's so dark here. It's always, always dark.

Silver

The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.

Silver

This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

Silver

I'm 20 years old. I'm supposed to be the kid.

Silver

Whose online dating profile would get more hits: ex-hooker or a teenage single mom?

Silver

[about Navid] I can't even talk to him anymore, it's like he's running for douchebag of the year or something.

Silver

[about Navid] After all of these years saying you'd never get into the family business, that's exactly what you've done.

Silver

Well, don't worry. The world is full of teen moms and Kardashians who are just waiting to steal your thunder. It'll blow over soon.

Silver

[to Kelly about Ryan] I think he has a crush on you.

Kelly

Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. We're colleagues. I would never go out...

Silver

Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

Dixon

Silver? What's going on?

Silver

I've been staying at the women's shelter for a few weeks now. I did some community service there this past summer and there's this woman who... she lets me stay there sometimes. Sort of knows my situation. My mom, she drinks. When she's like this, she's a completely different person. It's like, she screams, she throws things, she blames me. Sometimes she gets so out of control. I don't know... sometimes it scares me.

[to Silver] Your sister is just leaving, Erin.

Kelly

Yes, I am. And I am taking her with me.

You have a four-year-old with nobody to help you unless by some miracle, he has decided to come back and act like a dad. And now you wanna add a teenager on top of it? Let me tell you, she is no walk in the park.

Kelly

Well, she's coming to live with me. [to Silver] Let's go.

You lied to me and now you're gonna leave me?

Silver

Stop it, both of you. Mom, I can't take this anymore. I can't just watch you...

Oh, get out! I am tired of both of you.

Kelly

Good job, Mom.

Brenda

Silver, what are you doing?

Silver

Nothing. Paying attention. Sorry. Checking my blog. Big in Bolivia. Who knew?