This sucks.
Dixon, how 'bout a new phrase, like "this bites" or "this blows," because you've been saying "this sucks" for the last fifteen hundred miles.
Because it sucks.
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They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot.
Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.
Dude, I am your trophy wife.
Oh my God, would you look at this? It's like the Oscars and everybody's Scarlett Johansson.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Excuse me, is this journalism class?
Yes it is, Dixon Wilson, newly arrived from Wichita, Kansas, brother of Annie and also the son of the new principal, Harrison Wilson. I'm Navid. I covered your story. I kept the whole adoption angle out, figured that could be its own piece. People, they eat that crap up.
TTeacher
Are you lost?
Completely.
TWTabitha Wilson
Well, my damn computer froze up again.
What'd you spill on it this time, Mom?
TWTabitha Wilson
Scotch. I mean, iced tea.
Adrianna, what's up with you? Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just distracted. I have this really big audition for this movie this week and I just haven't been able to sleep.
And if you don't get it, what then?
Well, then I'd be in a movie, make lots of money.
So what, you can buy a new cell phone or maybe a fancy pair of shoes? Maybe an expensive car you don't really need?
No, so I can pay the mortgage 'cause my mom can't.
ESErin Silver
(to Annie) Okay, what was that?
What?
ESErin Silver
What? Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth. That's what.
Shut up!
Okay, you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you, so let me be your eyes. Ty Collins is into you? You should be into Ty Collins or so to speak.
Okay, can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended 6 hours ago.
ESErin Silver
Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.
(to Silver) Hey, cool tattoo. What does it mean?
ESErin Silver
It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool.
Naomi has the same one.
ESErin Silver
Yeah. All right, in 8th grade, my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. I was... God, I was so angry you know, so unbelievably scared she'd find out, you know and she'd get a divorce or start drinking again. So, I... I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret, but then it started eating away at me, and I just... I had to tell someone. So I told my friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone, so she told everyone.
Why would she do that?
ESErin Silver
Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.
[To Ethan] Are you breaking up with me?
I'm breaking up with us.
It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?
Family night?
You want us to go bowling?
Yeah.
Your dad and I would like to spend some time with you guys. I feel like we don't see each other anymore.
And we really, really want to hang out with you guys.
Especially on a Friday night.
But... I have a date with Ty tomorrow night.
And Navid's dad is showing the new Bond movie. Come on.
Well, your dad and I have tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, but we're not going.
No, we're not.
Because we want to spend time with you guys.
[to Kelly about Ryan] I think he has a crush on you.
Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. We're colleagues. I would never go out...
Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.
Naomi and Ethan. It's like they're addicted to each other.
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