Jackie quotes from 90210

You can imagine my surprise when you called to say you were coming after. Well, how long has it been since our last altercation?

Kelly

I came to talk about Silver, Mom.

Well, Erin is not here right now. She is staying at a friend's house. Naomi's, I think, or...

Kelly

Are you kidding me? Is that what you think? She hasn't been staying at a friend's house. She has been sleeping at a shelter.

Well, she told me th... How dare you give me that look. I didn't know.

Kelly

Oh, why is that? Were you too drunk to notice? What is it these days, Mom, alcohol? Or are you back on coke?

Oh, let's go to another meeting together again. Let's hold hands and give it up to our higher power.

Kelly

Do you realize what you are doing to Silver?

Kelly

[to Jackie about Silver] I'm not gonna stand by and watch you do to her what you did to me.

Oh, because your life was so awful.

[to Silver] Your sister is just leaving, Erin.

Kelly

Yes, I am. And I am taking her with me.

You have a four-year-old with nobody to help you unless by some miracle, he has decided to come back and act like a dad. And now you wanna add a teenager on top of it? Let me tell you, she is no walk in the park.

Kelly

Well, she's coming to live with me. [to Silver] Let's go.

You lied to me and now you're gonna leave me?

Silver

Stop it, both of you. Mom, I can't take this anymore. I can't just watch you...

Oh, get out! I am tired of both of you.

Kelly

Good job, Mom.