“So where's your family tonight, Carter?” – Cate, 8 Simple Rules ... TV Quotes Database

So where's your family tonight, Carter?

CCarter

Wife number one is in Aspen with my girls. Wife number two went back to Italy with my boys. Wife number four, my current wife, she's vacationing with her mother in Martha's Vineyard.

Paul

What about wife number three?

CCarter

We don't ever talk about wife number three. I love wife number four.

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