[referring to the girls on her team] Are they gone?
Don't worry, you're safe.
[She pulls at her underwear from inside her cargo pants, and gets relief... all to the girls' surprise.]
Uh, that was me pulling my underwear from my butt. Where it's been lodged for, like, an hour. I hate these girly gitch!
Jude
I know the feeling.
[last scene of the series, Nikki is trying to phone home on the plane.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail, who are you?
[hanging up] Ugh! Why'd I break up with Jonesy? He's supposed to be the idiot, not me!
[Nikki tries to call again.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail.
FAFlight Attendant
Excuse me, we're on the runway, so turn that off.
Sorry, but I just said goodbye to the best friends and the best boyfriend I'll ever have, and I need to tell him I don't want to break up anymore, so back off and let me undo the biggest mistake of my life!
[The other passengers voice their assent.]
RGRandom Guy
Let her call!
BBusinessman
Let her call!
[The flight attendant sighs a harassed sigh and walks away. Nikki tries again and gets through.]
NJNikki and Jonesy
I don't want to break up! Me neither! Whew!
[On the plane and in the mall, people cheer.]
[Behind Nikki, the flight attendant clears her throat.]
Okay, seriously have to go now.
Jude
Peace out!
I love you too, guys! Bye for now! [She hangs up. In the mall, Jonesy sighs happily.]
Maybe everything will be okay after all.
[The camera zooms out, providing a wide, wide view of the food court, which is cluttered with many of the characters that appeared throughout the series. Ron drags a teenager with an orange mohawk away.]
RRon
[last lines] You're coming with me!