I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now Senior Security Officer.
That'll look good on the ol' résumé!
Tommy, you are now Senior Information Officer.
It's about time!
[pause]
What about me?
Harry, you are now... Harold.
Champagne for everyone!
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