Lemon, today's the first day of the rest of your life and what is the first thing you need to do?
I have to break up with Dennis.
And why is that?
Because he wears shirts with the Looney Tunes embroidered on them. Because he cuts his own hair. Because that one little nice thing that he does doesn't make up for the fact that I don't want to be seen with him in public.
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