Dennis, Jack and others in “Jack Meets Dennis”

Hi. Dennis Duffy, Beeper King.

The Beeper King, really?

Dennis has his own business. Yes, he's an entrepreneur. He's very successful.

You've probably seen my ads on the seven train, right?

I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.

It's cod, it's uh, they made it special. Dennis has some dietary restrictions.

Actually, I'm allergic to all fish unless it's fried, you know.

That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.

That douchebag up front made me wear it.

Does he know you're the Beeper King?

I don't think so.

Anyway, thanks for the hook-up. This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.

Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.

No rat talk tonight, okay.

[to Jack] You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?

I think I read about that in The New Yorker. [pause] Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.