[Liz answers her door] Hello, dummy.
No! Nope, not interested. Have a good life.
This is important, it's about my mom. [Liz reluctantly lets him in] That was a lie, but listen, Elizabeth. I recently discovered that I'm a sex addict.
No, you're not.
Yeah I am, and I'd be an even worse sex addict if I wasn't consumed by my latest business venture.
I don't want to hear about your job, Dennis.
One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?
Anywhere! You get it anywhere!
Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...
You're done.
