30 Rock · Season 1, Episode 10
“The Rural Juror” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Tracy Jordan (2), Jenna Maroney (1), Pete Hornberger (1)
Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View.
Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
Yeah, I know!
So GE will produce the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?
Oh no, no. GE could never make something so... unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. [Jack rolls down a complex organizational chart] You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stamford which is a majority shareholder of Pokerfastlane.com which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works which owns the AHP Chanagi Party Meats company of Pyongyang, North Korea, and they will make the Meat Machine.
I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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