This is probably some Hollywood prank. Like on the set of Ocean's 12 when I put that snake in George Clooney's bed. I was not in the movie.
“St Patrick's Day” · Season 6, Episode 12
In this episode: Hazel (3), Tracy Jordan (1)
I'll take care of Tracy and Jenna like they were my own children - which is a bad example, because I left my kids at a Sears in 2004.
God, live TV is such a rush! It’s like sex... but your husband isn’t looking at a picture of a bridge.
I'm not about to screw this up, Kenneth. 'Cause I'd get kicked out of show business, and then how would I be famous? By starting a fire and then rescuing everyone from it, and then I'm a hero, and then I'm in Playboy?
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