30 Rock · Season 5, Episode 14
“Double-Edged Sword” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Liz Lemon (2), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1), Kenneth Parcell (1)
The Empire State Building will be lit in the color of your choosing.
Clear.
Sea World will now let you borrow a killer whale for spring break.
I'll need a whale saddle.
And Steven Spielberg wants you to star is his next movie.
Kate Capshaw's husband?!
If I can't poop in the street, why should my tax dollars pay for someone else to?
I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills. They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway!
My fanny pack is in my office in my mini-fridge. I like my tampons to be cold.
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