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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Han, Max and others in “Unfinished Business”

Let's start off this powwow by sharing our highs and lows of the week. My high was getting a particularly interesting Snapple Fact. And my low was—

Your entire body?

I'll go. My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom, and my low was imagining my new life without it. Max, your high?

I certainly am. And my low will be when it wears off.

Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer's lacy G-string, and my low was seeing his junk.

My low is this meeting. And my high is when it wraps up.

Can everybody take this serious— [accidentally hits his crotch on the backrest of a chair] [high-pitched] I have a new low.

[chuckles] I have a new high!

Me too! [high-fives Caroline]

Everybody, please! Han just clearly injured his vagina.

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