This is Yusuke Urameshi, and he's honored to meet you.
Mm-hmm.
[hitting Yusuke] Hey, are you trying to make me look stupid? Tell him how honored you are!
[laughing] That's a good one, Botan, but let's be serious, okay?
Why would I lie about something like this, you moron?
[still laughing, pointing at Koenma] Why would the Spirit World be run by a toddler?
[slapping Yusuke's hand] Don't point your finger at him!
And to think I was scared of the mighty King Yama!
[clearing his throat] Well to be more exact, I am the mighty Koenma, and I am the son of King Yama. Even though I appear to be a child, I have been around over fifty times longer than you have, so watch your mouth when you speak to me.
So it takes hundreds of years to move past a diaper?
[punching Yusuke in the head] Can't you show an ounce of decency?!
Actually, I'm proud to say that in addition to knowing the greatest secrets of the universe, I am also quite potty-trained.
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