[waking up to find Jimmy has built a blanket fort around her] You stayed?
Yeah.
[crying] You stayed.
S2 E12Other Things You Could Be Doing
S2 E13The Heart Is a Dumb Dumb
So you kissed, and then what happened?
Then she showed me her bronze medal.
She did? Why?
Because she was understandably proud of it.
She...she was proud of her bronze medal?!
It's quite beautiful, close up. [Gretchen is disgusted] What?
Why would a person just show someone their butthole?!
What?! No! A real bronze medal! Why would you think I meant a butthole?
Well, you said "bronze medal." I mean, it is the third-best hole. Brownish.
You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.
Don't tell me.
Okay. I won't. [pause] I love you too.
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