Gretchen
So you kissed, and then what happened?
Jimmy
Then she showed me her bronze medal.
Gretchen
She did? Why?
Jimmy
Because she was understandably proud of it.
Gretchen
She...she was proud of her bronze medal?!
Jimmy
It's quite beautiful, close up. [Gretchen is disgusted] What?
Gretchen
Why would a person just show someone their butthole?!
Jimmy
What?! No! A real bronze medal! Why would you think I meant a butthole?
Gretchen
Well, you said "bronze medal." I mean, it is the third-best hole. Brownish.
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