I may have a better job.
In Oklahoma?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Family conflict has been observed.
What are you doing?
Are you going to talk the whole time?!
It seems to be annoying you, so? Yeah.
He's an old man.
I'm not an old man.
Oh, dear.
Don't even get me started.
Eat outdoors. Do I look hippie to you?
Bazinga!
Care to explain yourself?
I was trying to motivate Missy to expand her intellectual horizons.
By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?
Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes, which was an option.
Enough.
To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll. That would be an effect--
ENOUGH! And you! Getting baptized just to kiss a girl?! What were you thinking?!
Sounds like you know what I was thinking.
Well, you are both grounded!
"Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan. I like you because you're an alien but you're funny, unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet and have found things to eat other than cats. I recommend chicken nuggets. Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age 10."
AALF
"P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?" Ha. What a cutie pie. Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts with my face on them? I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid. Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh? Hello? Anybody out there? Apparently not. Barb!
[final lines]
We need a doctor here!
Where did you go to medical school?
DDoctor
University of Nebraska.
Uh-oh.
You know the soft kitty song?
NNurse
No.
I'll teach it to you. Get a note pad.
Do you have any idea where I could obtain radioactive material?
You're fighting me, unless, you wanna shake hands and laugh about this over a glass of milk.
I'm here every day, and it's like you don't know me at all.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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